Apple Cup jokes....

[79COUG]

Bring it...

Don James dies and goes to heaven. He introduces himself to an angel at the pearly gates, who leads him to a street where there’s a purple-and-gold mansion. He then notices a larger, crimson-and-gray mansion with three pools, a tennis court and 24-karat gold gates. “But how come Mike Price gets that one?” James asks. The angel turns, looks at the crimson-and-gray mansion and smiles. “That’s not Mike Price’s,” he says. “It’s God’s.”

 

[etowncoug]

Don James dies and goes to heaven.

 

[SDCoug]

Posted a couple of years ago… only joke I can remember.

Three cowboys returned to their camp after a long day on the trail: a fusky, a duck, and a Cougar. At the camp fire, tales of bravado ensued. The fusky recounted biting the head off a rattlesnake. The duck told how he had strangled a grizzly that had surprised him in the brush. The Cougar just stood there. Silent and stoic. Slowly stirring the coals of the fire with his penis.

 

[FnuLnu]

The "Greatest Setting in College Football" was built next to the city garbage dump

 

[SDCoug]

Received this from my son this evening…

 

[SDCoug]

Fella from Ellensburg is in Seattle for work. He stops into a bar on University Ave inhabited only by a group of coaches from the neighboring university football team.

Surprised by the intrusion, one of the coaches asks, “Hey, this is a private meeting. Who are you?”

“Bob,” the gentleman replies.

“Well, what is it you do for a living, Bob?” the coach asks.

“I’m a taxidermist.”

“A taxidrivist, huh? What is that?”

Bob explains, “In simple terms you could say that I mount dead animals.”

The coach, with a big smile, turns to his colleagues and exclaims, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”