Beaver jokes

[dgibbons]

An OSU student walked into a bar and ordered two beers. After he paid for the beers he drank one and poured the other one all over his right hand. The bartender was curious to what he was doing so he asked him, and the OSU student replied "I'm trying to get my date drunk."

 

[BleedCrimsonandGray]

An OSU student walked into a bar and ordered two beers. After he paid for the beers he drank one and poured the other one all over his right hand. The bartender was curious to what he was doing so he asked him, and the OSU student replied "I'm trying to get my date drunk."

um, where was this contribution last week? or the week before?

The two most "talented" schools in the league and dgibbons asleep at the wheel...

 

[dgibbons]

um, where was this contribution last week? or the week before?

The two most "talented" schools in the league and dgibbons asleep at the wheel...

I guess don't rely on me for your, ahem, material.

 

[Coug95man2]

What do The Beavers and possums have in common?

-Both play dead at home and get killed on the road…

 

[BleedCrimsonandGray]

I guess don't rely on me for your, ahem, material.

Well, you always came through on brand x.

 

[Coug95man2]

Did you hear?!?! Oregon State doesn't have a website anymore!

They can't string 3 "W's" together.

 

[Coug95man2]

What's the difference between an Oregon State fan and a baby?

The baby will eventually stop whining.

 

[SCglory]

What's the difference between an Oregon State fan and a baby?

The baby will eventually stop whining.

Better watch out....Yaki says the Beavers have the best tight ends in the business....

 

[chipdouglas]

Most of these jokes are interchangeable with teams - and beavers are truly bountiful territory - but my all-time favorite I reserve for the Mutts:

Q: what's the difference between Husky stadium and a porcupine?

A: a porcupine has 70,000 pricks on the outside.

 

[Coug95man2]

Most of these jokes are interchangeable with teams - and beavers are truly bountiful territory - but my all-time favorite I reserve for the Mutts:

Q: what's the difference between Husky stadium and a porcupine?

A: a porcupine has 70,000 pricks on the outside.

I think originally, we were supposed to be playing off the "beaver" thing… Just couldn't do it.

 

[Loyal Coug]

Most of these jokes are interchangeable with teams - and beavers are truly bountiful territory - but my all-time favorite I reserve for the Mutts:

Q: what's the difference between Husky stadium and a porcupine?

A: a porcupine has 70,000 pricks on the outside.

Just to set the record straight, that is MY joke.

And you need to emphasize the punch line like this:

A. With a porcupine, the 70,000 pricks are on the OUTSIDE!

Sincerely, Loyal Coug

 

[chipdouglas]

Just to set the record straight, that is MY joke.

And you need to emphasize the punch line like this:

A. With a porcupine, the 70,000 pricks are on the OUTSIDE!

Sincerely, Loyal Coug

All due respect Lenny Bruce, I trust my audience to get that well-worn joke without the stresses.

 

[Coug1990]

There is always this classic.

 

[M-I-Coug]

An OSU student walked into a bar and ordered two beers. After he paid for the beers he drank one and poured the other one all over his right hand. The bartender was curious to what he was doing so he asked him, and the OSU student replied "I'm trying to get my date drunk."

Hey Gibbons, need your help. I've tried so many time to attached a .jpg but it would not take. Which link are you using, or perhaps are my file is too big?

 

[dgibbons]

Just copy and paste. I was on a PC which might make a difference.

 

[cr8zyncalif]

Chip, while MOST of these are interchangeable with other schools, Coug95's possum joke is an OSU original, and has been for 40-ish years. You can't spend time in Corvallis without enjoying their unique version of a blonde joke....

 

[Cougatron]

I suppose this it's story time.

First I was in in Arizona and I met a girl, but she was too much of a wildcat to date...
So I went to Tempe. The next girl I met was hot, but she was too much of a devil.
Then I went to Southern Cal. The next girl was rich, but I didn't have a trojan.
So I went to UCLA's campus but she was too west for my wood.
So I went up to the farm and met a brilliant girl, but she spent too much time smoking trees
Went over to Berkley but the girl there was unbearable.
Finally I decided to head to Montlake but she was too husky for me.
Went down to Eugene but the women there didn't know how to duck.
Finally made it to Corvallis and all I can say is. Damn. What a beaver.

 

[BigCat97]

Did you hear about the Beaver who made his way into a bar? His first question...."Where's the bar tender?"

 

[wazzubruce]

Simply saying 'Beaver' is funny !

 

[79COUG]

What were the first inappropriate words said on TV?

Ward, I think you a little hard on the beaver last night...

 

[COUGinNCW]

What did June Cleaver say when she reached menopause?

"Ward, I think there is something wrong with the Beaver"

 

[Coug95man2]

The state of Oregon is a Freudian dream… There's the Beav with all the jokes that don't need explaining.

Then there's the UofO with their hand gesture, that in sign language is very, very close to "vagina"…

http://www.sportsgrid.com/real-sports/ncaa-football/oregon-o-sign-vagina/