You guys sure have a lot of fun with me, but I can take it. And no I won't be at the game. Still recovering from my disastrous trip to the CSU game. Ankle apparently is not broken, but still hurts like a mother.
I’m hearing rumors a Big 12 may be in town looking for Cougars and Beavers
Yes she is. Saw her again tonight. Taking it slow though, dammit. Unlike most of my chicks, where the first date - well never mind.
23? She still has most of her teeth then? I kid of course 🤣
She still has all 57. They go in a glass of water on the nightstand each evening.....
Better hope nobody sees you in the bushes outside her window ….
Stop it! enough already. Sorry I got this board twitterpated over my way to young honey. Can we just move on please? I do plan on taking her to this 45 year semi reunion dinner coming up. Can't wait to prance in there to my 63-ish classmates with her on my arm. Bwahaha.
Hah. I'll either say she is my niece, or some skank I picked up on my way in, or just laugh and say she is my honeypie. Probably the latter.
Your classmates can do math.
I'm glad that I can provide so much entertainment for this board. And hey, my last 4 GF's are in their 30's, 40's, 50's and 60's. Figured I'd have to flesh it out with one in her 20's.
There needs to be a second function: age of your oldest child *1.25.
Hey I told my 33 year old daughter that I wouldn't date anyone younger than her. So I lied. And she is not a victim. She likes me.
Using that math, my future gf should be born any day now...
Oh bwahaha. Can we stop this now? You all are just jealous that the incredibly attractive Loyal one can reel them in. Although I really want to find one that I can settle in with for good. Age doesn't matter. My 69 year old was, well, pretty much the best. Thought I had it with 3 of the last 4. But alas......
