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FALSE FLAG ATTACK ON SEATTLE

This looks totally legit
DUDE KNOW JOKE THE GOVERNMENT IS PLANNING A ATTACK ON SEATTLE THEY'VE BEEN REFERENCING IT FOR YEARS SAME WITH 9/11 SO MANY CLUES IN MOVIES MAGAZINES TV SHOWS THAT THE TWIN TOWERS WOULD BE HIT BY PLANES ON 9/11 TELL PEOPLE IN SEATTLE TO GET OUT SO THEY HAVE A CHANCE.
 
DUDE KNOW JOKE THE GOVERNMENT IS PLANNING A ATTACK ON SEATTLE THEY'VE BEEN REFERENCING IT FOR YEARS SAME WITH 9/11 SO MANY CLUES IN MOVIES MAGAZINES TV SHOWS THAT THE TWIN TOWERS WOULD BE HIT BY PLANES ON 9/11 TELL PEOPLE IN SEATTLE TO GET OUT SO THEY HAVE A CHANCE.
Know joke? How about this one: a man walks into a bar and finds a 12” pianist playing a tiny piano. Ah, you’ve probably heard it already.
 
did you hear about the guy who started a boat building business in his attic?

Sales were through the roof

* rim shot *
 
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So...publishers, movie studios, the NFL, and the government - with their long history of working well together - started conspiring over 50 years ago to attack buildings that hadn't been built, during a game between 2 teams that didn't exist, in a sport that lagged behind baseball in popularity, in a city with a declining population and depressed economy? And they kept it quiet?

Forgive my skepticism, I just find it hard to concentrate without my foil hat.
 
So...publishers, movie studios, the NFL, and the government - with their long history of working well together - started conspiring over 50 years ago to attack buildings that hadn't been built, during a game between 2 teams that didn't exist, in a sport that lagged behind baseball in popularity, in a city with a declining population and depressed economy? And they kept it quiet?

Forgive my skepticism, I just find it hard to concentrate without my foil hat.
Ever since I found out about the gay frogs, well, anything is possible
 
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Not sure if this is satire but it didn't take long to go from "I was banned from the Husker boards and it was unfair" to "FALSE FLAG ATTACK ON SEATTLE"

Neither narrative is interesting
 
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Not sure if this is satire but it didn't take long to go from "I was banned from the Husker boards and it was unfair" to "FALSE FLAG ATTACK ON SEATTLE"

Neither narrative is interesting
I thought the exact same thing. Hoping Scott moves quick on this one.
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. Bartenders says 'you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?'

Pirate says 'Arrrrrrr thar drivin' me nuts
I got another Pirate/Disney joke....... A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says. "Hey, where'd you get that thing?" and the parrot says, "Hook Island, they've got'em all over the place"!
 
Not sure if this is satire but it didn't take long to go from "I was banned from the Husker boards and it was unfair" to "FALSE FLAG ATTACK ON SEATTLE"

Neither narrative is interesting

Ok, you're going to owe him an apology if a mouse saws down the Space Needle on top of you.
 
There really are no hard and fast reasons for people getting banned from boards.There are occasional exceptions but for the most part,the moderators just do not like certain posters. look at the other coug board. those little pipsqueaks ban people for no real reasons.They are little nerds whose knowledge of sports could fit on the point of a needle
 
Doing a little searching: Husker9300's online presence is dedicated exclusively to trolling. I don't mean "I disagree with what he says" trolling, I mean everything he posts is designed to provoke a reaction from those who don't know he is a troll. Not even clearly interested in football or a particular team. Has an arsenal of trolling memes he likes to post and plays dumb/conspiracist for a reaction, which he is getting here.

You know, I'm already conflicted about spending as much time as I do here discussing my idiotic football ideas with other idiots - none of which will ever reach coaches - so when I see someone who gets online and wastes his time pretending to be people wasting time... I can't even fathom how that could be worth it no matter how little someone has going on. I think these are the kids who tipped their sister's wagon over when they were 6 and never got spanked. Now they're adult "puppetmasters" doing the same with even lower stakes.
 
Doing a little searching: Husker9300's online presence is dedicated exclusively to trolling. I don't mean "I disagree with what he says" trolling, I mean everything he posts is designed to provoke a reaction from those who don't know he is a troll. Not even clearly interested in football or a particular team. Has an arsenal of trolling memes he likes to post and plays dumb/conspiracist for a reaction, which he is getting here.

You know, I'm already conflicted about spending as much time as I do here discussing my idiotic football ideas with other idiots - none of which will ever reach coaches - so when I see someone who gets online and wastes his time pretending to be people wasting time... I can't even fathom how that could be worth it no matter how little someone has going on. I think these are the kids who tipped their sister's wagon over when they were 6 and never got spanked. Now they're adult "puppetmasters" doing the same with even lower stakes.

No idea. If I was going to spend time on other teams' boards, I'd pose as a fan of that school and post stupid shit designed to stir up acrimony and hurt recruiting.
 
Doing a little searching: Husker9300's online presence is dedicated exclusively to trolling. I don't mean "I disagree with what he says" trolling, I mean everything he posts is designed to provoke a reaction from those who don't know he is a troll. Not even clearly interested in football or a particular team. Has an arsenal of trolling memes he likes to post and plays dumb/conspiracist for a reaction, which he is getting here.

You know, I'm already conflicted about spending as much time as I do here discussing my idiotic football ideas with other idiots - none of which will ever reach coaches - so when I see someone who gets online and wastes his time pretending to be people wasting time... I can't even fathom how that could be worth it no matter how little someone has going on. I think these are the kids who tipped their sister's wagon over when they were 6 and never got spanked. Now they're adult "puppetmasters" doing the same with even lower stakes.

The 4chan lingo was sort of a give away.
 
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Doing a little searching: Husker9300's online presence is dedicated exclusively to trolling. I don't mean "I disagree with what he says" trolling, I mean everything he posts is designed to provoke a reaction from those who don't know he is a troll. Not even clearly interested in football or a particular team. Has an arsenal of trolling memes he likes to post and plays dumb/conspiracist for a reaction, which he is getting here.

You know, I'm already conflicted about spending as much time as I do here discussing my idiotic football ideas with other idiots - none of which will ever reach coaches - so when I see someone who gets online and wastes his time pretending to be people wasting time... I can't even fathom how that could be worth it no matter how little someone has going on. I think these are the kids who tipped their sister's wagon over when they were 6 and never got spanked. Now they're adult "puppetmasters" doing the same with even lower stakes.
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No idea. If I was going to spend time on other teams' boards, I'd pose as a fan of that school and post stupid shit designed to stir up acrimony and hurt recruiting.
Could also be used to explain about every football article at Brand X and Brand Y from 2008 to 2011
 
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