Haiku Thread (aka anythings better than that other drivel)

[BleedCrimsonandGray]

Bringing this old tradition back from the dead from over at BX. Forbidden are any topics relating to former coaches, mandates, or pandemics.

Cougs won't win the day
Sundevils are big cheaters
Tempe girls are hot

 

[79COUG]

You ain't cheating you ain't trying
We're not trying
The desert hates us

 

[SDCoug]

This thing is in reach
Defense getting turnovers
Finish this f@cker

 

[SDCoug]

Cougs deliver pain
Another devil goes down
Finish this f@cker

 

[SDCoug]

Cougs with knockout punch
Give Dickert contract right now
Then lock down recruits

 

[FnuLnu]

No shot Rolo gone
Was Jay his Alec Baldwin?
COVIDEd still dumb