Dickert Stealing Our QB Recruit
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Oh no. Guys that never played for us, don’t necessarily fit the new system, and in some cases could hardly cover tubby tight ends or tackle.
Jake has revealed who he is. His comments about us during his Wake intro press conference were as immature and lacking in class as I could imagine. I used to think that he had a moral center. It’s now clear that it’s just a veneer (go ahead and generate a rap song from that…).
Most likely his first choice is turning pro. But yeah, if he does stay in college, he will likely end up in the Big Ten to be close to his family. His brother is special needs, and he wants to be close if he can.
WSU football is better off without anyone dumb enough to move across the country to keep playing for Dickert
Alright, here we go....
Yo, Jake's true colors, they finally showed,
At that Wake intro, his immaturity flowed.
Thought he had class, but it was all a front,
Now we see the real him, pulling that stunt.
Used to think he had a moral core,
But now it's clear, it's just a veneer, nothing more.
His words were harsh, lacking in grace,
Revealed his true self, put him in his place.
So here's the truth, no need to pretend,
Jake's just a facade, beginning to end.
We rise above, we keep it real,
While Jake's stuck in his own spiel.
Hope you like it!
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This right here. Why TF would you chase a guy across the country who did you and your program dirty to play for a program with little exposure that’s going to continue to get pounded by superior competition.
Outstanding, How!
The challenge went down, How played it through;
Dickert's a clown, his colors came through;
How showed Coach JD had game in his talk;
But all that was gone when his talk had to walk.
Now the Dick is gone, on to new coaches
Oops we are hiring mutts with our poaches
And hayseeds from South Dakotoaches
Martin will soon be filled with roaches
(sorry - couldn't come up with a 3rd rhyme for coaches.
)
Confession time...
AI was extremely helpful in putting that masterpiece together. 😆
was this you or chat gtp?
Here's a chat gtp version:
(Verse 1)
Yo, Coach Jake Dickert, what’s the deal?
Left WSU, man, that’s cold, it’s real.
Had the team up, but you played them wrong,
Now you gone, left the Cougs to sing a sad song.
You came in like a hero, but now you just a joke,
Talkin’ all that loyalty, but it's just smoke.
Deceit in your words, man, you faked the game,
Now the Cougar Nation’s calling out your name.
You promised us glory, you promised us trust,
But in the end, Coach, you turned it to dust.
Leavin' the fans high and dry, no respect,
All that talk about loyalty, just a cold check.
(Chorus)
Jake Dickert, you lost your way,
Lied to the Cougs, then walked away.
Deceit in your heart, low morals you show,
Left us with pain, but your reputation’s low.
(Verse 2)
You said you’re the guy, the one with the plan,
But behind all those lies, you took the quick stand.
Can’t trust a word, every move’s a disguise,
Now the truth’s comin' out, yeah, it's no surprise.
You left 'em stranded, a team with no hope,
Cut the ties quick like you slipped on a rope.
From the highs to the lows, we saw your true face,
Just another coach playin' a selfish race.
Morals are weak, man, integrity’s gone,
Now we’re left to pick up the pieces you pawned.
No honor in that, just a lack of respect,
Now WSU’s got to rebuild and reflect.
(Chorus)
Jake Dickert, you lost your way,
Lied to the Cougs, then walked away.
Deceit in your heart, low morals you show,
Left us with pain, but your reputation’s low.
(Bridge)
What happened to loyalty, what happened to pride?
All those promises just broke and died.
You fumbled the ball, then ran off the field,
Now the truth's exposed, no way to conceal.
(Verse 3)
You're just another story of the coaches who fake,
Using people’s trust just to take and take.
But don’t think the Cougs will just fall in line,
We’ll rise up stronger, leave you behind.
You may be gone, but the scars remain,
We’ll find a new leader who won’t play these games.
So, here’s a lesson for any who would betray,
You can run from the truth, but it’s gonna stay.
(Chorus)
Jake Dickert, you lost your way,
Lied to the Cougs, then walked away.
Deceit in your heart, low morals you show,
Left us with pain, but your reputation’s low.
(Outro)
So, peace out Jake, it’s a cold, harsh truth,
We’ll remember you left and the lies you let loose.
Coach Dickert, man, you thought you could play,
But the Cougs are still here, we’ll be okay.
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Dickert Stealing Our QB Recruit
That’s like the former GM of Goodwlll stealing merchandise as he heads to TJ Maxx
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Maybe a remake of that old Say Go Say Cougs song.
I keep looking at his wife in that pic on the private jet and help but wonder, how long till she hits the Portal with half?
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