College institutions changed admission status to allow monkeys to attend universities and play sports? If that's the case we need to get some gorrillas for D-linemen and chimpanzees for linebackers. I think opposing teams would quit pretty quickly when they saw their teammates limbs littering the field.
Nah...I think their coach would tell them to rub some dirt on it and to not take any plays off. Plus I think Gorillas ranked pretty high on Leach's mascot list.