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Gameday signs.....

We Give Zero Ducks Here.

You can't buy this one Phil.

Oregon still misses Chip
UCLA misses Mora
UW still misses field goals.

What happened to Roboduck?

If it looks like a Duck and it Quacks Like a Duck It is probably 0-4 against the Cougs.

Papa Joe and Maestro are spies.

Even Stormy Daniels won't touch Oregon

What is Oregon's school color?
SELLOUT.

How many Ducks to Change A Light Bulb?
3.
One To change it.
One to ask Phil Knight what Color the bulb has to be.
One to beg Nike to pay for the Bulb.

Oregon loves new coaches.
We love beating them.

FAMOUS MARIO'S RANKED.

1. Super Mario
28. Mario Lopez
199. Mario Andretti
650 Mario Batalli
2387. Mario Cristobal.


Name a famous person from Oregon?
Oh wait that's right you can't. Seriously why is it a state?


We got 99 Problems but a Husky isn't one.
 
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I wonder what photo would go with: "Did someone step on a duck?"
"Phil Knight shops at Walmart."
Picture of a shattered Crystal Ball with Coug logo inside.

Borrowed and revised:
"The only thing easier than Oregon's OOC is Phil Knight's wallet."
"Oregon also schedules weddings and bar mitzvahs."
 
We Give Zero Ducks Here.

You can't buy this one Phil.

Oregon still misses Chip
UCLA misses Mora
UW still misses field goals.

What happened to Roboduck?

If it looks like a Duck and it Quacks Like a Duck It is probably 0-4 against the Cougs.

Papa Joe and Maestro are spies.

Even Stormy Daniels won't touch Oregon

What is Oregon's school color?
SELLOUT.

How many Ducks to Change A Light Bulb?
3.
One To change it.
One to ask Phil Knight what Color the bulb has to be.
One to beg Nike to pay for the Bulb.

Oregon loves new coaches.
We love beating them.

FAMOUS MARIO'S RANKED.

1. Super Mario
28. Mario Lopez
199. Mario Andretti
650 Mario Batalli
2387. Mario Cristobal.


Name a famous person from Oregon?
Oh wait that's right you can't. Seriously why is it a state?


We got 99 Problems but a Husky isn't one.

Stormy Daniels. QUALITY.
 
I could see a picture of MInshew saying "Mississippi Mustache for Heisman".

Or......

a picture of Minshew with the wrestling belt saying, "I told Leach that we'd win a Pac-12 championship if they started me"

or.....

same picture....."Pac-12 Championship 2018"
 
I know we are playing the ducks but I’ve always been partial to these gems...
  • “Huck the Fuskies” - I still have the yellow tumbler from the Spruce Tavern that displays that.
  • “Bone the Dawgs” - still have one of those shirts that the Sigma Nu used to sell.
It’s always a good time to get a dig in on the udump. And can there be a better opportunity than a national stage?

I’ve also always liked, “You Can’t Spell Suck Without USC.” Got that shirt at the Sports Page one year.
 
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My daughter wants to dress up as Oregon for Halloween “Insert picture of one of Oregon’s ridiculous uni combos. Maybe the all Pink”
 
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