We Give Zero Ducks Here.
You can't buy this one Phil.
Oregon still misses Chip
UCLA misses Mora
UW still misses field goals.
What happened to Roboduck?
If it looks like a Duck and it Quacks Like a Duck It is probably 0-4 against the Cougs.
Papa Joe and Maestro are spies.
Even Stormy Daniels won't touch Oregon
What is Oregon's school color?
SELLOUT.
How many Ducks to Change A Light Bulb?
3.
One To change it.
One to ask Phil Knight what Color the bulb has to be.
One to beg Nike to pay for the Bulb.
Oregon loves new coaches.
We love beating them.
FAMOUS MARIO'S RANKED.
1. Super Mario
28. Mario Lopez
199. Mario Andretti
650 Mario Batalli
2387. Mario Cristobal.
Name a famous person from Oregon?
Oh wait that's right you can't. Seriously why is it a state?
We got 99 Problems but a Husky isn't one.