I shouldn’t be surprised a few silly reimagining of Dr Seuss Books triggered you so. The irony of our little exchange is that Dr Seuss is right about the reading level that Trump is at, along with a good chunk of his followers!
Triggered? Seriously, you think THAT is a triggering? You certainly have an overinflated view of your abilities. I did notice that nobody has chimed in to give you accolades on your comedy brilliance. And I bet you didn't even know that the author's actual name is Theodore Giesel. Let's try a bit more.....
The Bat with a Hat- Kamalalala
McGilligot's Fool- Sleepy Joe, obviously
Thindick the Big Headed Loser- Adam Schiff
Biden (oooh) and the Ohshit!
Scrambled Brains Super- Biden, no doubt
On Beyond Clueless- Same Guy
The Snatches- Harris, Pelosi, AOC, Murray, Waters, Hirono, etc
Hop on Willie's Top- Kamalalala
On Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue's Ish
There's a Rocket in My Pocket- Slick Willie Clinton
Oh, the Places You'll Go!- Tish James and Fanny Willis (hint- it is prison)
I Lunches in Bunches- Jerry (Jabba the Hut) Nadler
Fartle-Pew and his Ohshit- Joe, Jerry, and Swallwell
If I Ran the Zoo- For Queen Nancy and her House of Animals
Happy Earth Day to You- For the rep with the rainbow colored hair/wig
Foxey Will Suck- for AOC
The Borus- Hakeem Jefferies and his all day/all night speech
I Can Lick 30 Cougars Today- Clinton