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Softy's blowing a gasket

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It was funny listing to Dave Softy Mahler, (KJR) today on his show. He's taking the 11 straight win over the Huskies, (the Duck's winning streak), extrememly freaking personal. Frankly, if the Ducks beat Montlake Saturday night, I'm not sure if Dave will show up for work on Monday. It will be the end of the world for him! It's hilarious. Who's root'in for the Ducks?
 
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It was funny listing to Dave Softy Mahler, (KJR) today on his show. He's taking the 11 straight win over the Huskies, (the Duck's winning streak), extrememly freaking personal. Frankly, if the Ducks beat Montlake Saturday night, I'm not sure if Dave will choose to show up for work on Monday. It will be the end of the world for him! It's hilarious. Who's root'in for the Ducks?

Count me in!
 
I used to think that Softy's nickname referred to the mush between his ears. Later I was told that it was a sexual description. Perhaps it is both?
 
It was funny listing to Dave Softy Mahler, (KJR) today on his show. He's taking the 11 straight win over the Huskies, (the Duck's winning streak), extrememly freaking personal. Frankly, if the Ducks beat Montlake Saturday night, I'm not sure if Dave will show up for work on Monday. It will be the end of the world for him! It's hilarious. Who's root'in for the Ducks?

I want Oregon to win because I really don't have an issue with Oregon anymore. Washington fan still feels that 1991 is still relevant 24 years later and it's the only thing they still use against Oregon fan is their shared National Title because they have nothing else. Husky fan still believes that they matter to college football. I can't stand them.

My favorite part is how UW thinks they are gonna roll Oregon is because Luke abused Oregon's secondary. Browning equals Luke Falk of course. That's great logic. UW's offense is crap. I think Oregon wins and I will enjoy laughing at UW fan this weekend (as long as we beat OSU).
 
I want Oregon to win because I really don't have an issue with Oregon anymore. Washington fan still feels that 1991 is still relevant 24 years later and it's the only thing they still use against Oregon fan is their shared National Title because they have nothing else. Husky fan still believes that they matter to college football. I can't stand them.

My favorite part is how UW thinks they are gonna roll Oregon is because Luke abused Oregon's secondary. Browning equals Luke Falk of course. That's great logic. UW's offense is crap. I think Oregon wins and I will enjoy laughing at UW fan this weekend (as long as we beat OSU).
If I didn't come from Oregon, growing up, I'd be with you step-for-step on this. But the ego of Oregon is incredible. The fans of Oregon have ego's the size of Alaska. They actually think yellow and green is a good fashion statement!!! Hello!!?? Or their "O" sign… Again, hello?!?! A hollow vessel is a good sign?!

Naw, this is one of those games where all I do is root for the defense. Every down, every quarter, regardless of what uniform they are wearing, I root for the defense. Stuff those bastards… ;)
 
If I didn't come from Oregon, growing up, I'd be with you step-for-step on this. But the ego of Oregon is incredible. The fans of Oregon have ego's the size of Alaska. They actually think yellow and green is a good fashion statement!!! Hello!!?? Or their "O" sign… Again, hello?!?! A hollow vessel is a good sign?!

Naw, this is one of those games where all I do is root for the defense. Every down, every quarter, regardless of what uniform they are wearing, I root for the defense. Stuff those bastards… ;)

By "the O sign" are you referring to the triangle that their fans make with their hands? o_O

The UW-Duck game is a UFO game - the best possible outcome is that a UFO comes down and abducts both teams.
 
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If I didn't come from Oregon, growing up, I'd be with you step-for-step on this. But the ego of Oregon is incredible. The fans of Oregon have ego's the size of Alaska. They actually think yellow and green is a good fashion statement!!! Hello!!?? Or their "O" sign… Again, hello?!?! A hollow vessel is a good sign?!

Naw, this is one of those games where all I do is root for the defense. Every down, every quarter, regardless of what uniform they are wearing, I root for the defense. Stuff those bastards… ;)

You know what the "O" means in sign language?
 
The UW-Duck game is a UFO game - the best possible outcome is that a UFO comes down and abducts both teams.
I'd generally agree, but all that would come of it is the two fan bases arguing over which of them was important enough to have aliens reveal themselves to the public during THEIR football game. Oh, and we'd win the Apple Cup.
 
He gets so worked up about many things, if you work with him he must look like this at times
 
When I attended last week's game I also attended the team alumni gathering- old Duck players returning to the alma mater- and then sat in the season ticket section. Brother-in-law used to play for them. Received nothing but welcoming courtesy mixed with a bit of good natured teasing. I suspect that the obnoxious portion of Oregon's fan base is mostly made up of those who never attended the school, rather like the more rabid section of the uw's fans consist of those who never went to that school. Just a suspicion. I have no ill feelings toward the U of O. So, Go Ducks! on my part- at least this weekend. I'm more concerned with OSU's result this weekend than the U of O's.

And yes, dgibbons, I know what the two-handed "O" means in American Sign Language. The deaf must find it hilarious. Or baffling.
 
One more thing Softy was pleading on the radio this week that the dog fans not rush the field after the dogs win, "don't let Oregon think it's a big deal" .
 
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The way some fans were making the O was actually the sign for vagina. As you gather, it's more the shape of a vagina than an O. I just ran across this....I claim no responsibility. Here's looking at you kid.
So, as you can see.....the vagina has been from belly high to over one's head....in a very excited and enthusiastic fashion. Particularly agreeable when women do it themselves.
 
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