What's the best headliner slogan?

[M-I-Coug]

Need to stay healthy.

 

[Loyal Coug1]

Need to stay healthy.

Well I could probably think of better options:

Don't like Mateer? Then you're Queer!
Mateer the Deer!
Men hide, women leer for John Mateer.

 

[COUGinNCW]

No Fear Mateer or

Hold my Beer Mateer

 

[triscuit one]

Player of the year
Extra gear
Keep clear

 

[AlwaysSpokanesFault]

Just run it Mateer as I chug another beer.

 

[Loyal Coug1]

Just run it Mateer as I chug another beer.

Hmm - time to get back to Haiku's. Remember, 5-7-5.

Mateer is the best
Coug coeds give him no rest
He swats foes like pests

 

[M-I-Coug]

Run Like a Deer. See John Mateer.

 

[kougkurt]

Have no fear, Loyals in Mateers rear

 

[AlwaysSpokanesFault]

Hmm - time to get back to Haiku's. Remember, 5-7-5.

Mateer is the best
Coug coeds give him no rest
He swats foes like pests

Mateer has nice hair
Not like Minshew but real close
But I'm bald, don't care

 

[Loyal Coug1]

Have no fear, Loyals in Mateers rear

Ahem - look who's talking!

Kurt likes husky butts
Mateer drives Coug Coeds nuts
Loyal does no sluts