Oh c'mon you guys, stop picking on me. Sorry that I am infatuated with women. They are just so soft and pliable. And smell good. I'll probably have better luck in Austin when I meander down there to see my son, but we will see what these Fort Collins ladies have to offer.
Oh and Biggs wouldn't be tapping moms, he'd be squishing them. Pretty sure he's up to about 400 pounds by now.
