ADVERTISEMENT

You are all full of Sh!t

I looked this up for another reason but thought of my WW pals as I read through it. Nobody can lie and say they don't appear on it multiple, and probably many times....... :)

I’ve seen a poster of this - with graphic examples - but it’s been years.

Pretty sure I’ve checked most of the boxes at one time or another. Sometimes more than one box in one sitting
 
  • Like
Reactions: Loyal Coug1
The older I get the porridge shit seems to have become the norm.
I find that’s a hybrid. Power dump, porridge, second wave.

My favorite isn’t listed - the peaceful shit. Everyone’s busy, I can go sit and read news for 15 minutes without being bothered, and whatever happens…happens.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Coug90
I find that’s a hybrid. Power dump, porridge, second wave.

My favorite isn’t listed - the peaceful shit. Everyone’s busy, I can go sit and read news for 15 minutes without being bothered, and whatever happens…happens.
Yeah, except the legs fall asleep or get numb. Taihtsat
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Coug90
Yeah, except the legs fall asleep or get numb. Taihtsat
That’s usually about the time The Boss comes calling wondering wtf I’ve been doing in there for so long while my honey-do list remains unfinished. Always good for a laugh when you’re trying to hurry out of the john and your legs don’t work.
 
I looked this up for another reason but thought of my WW pals as I read through it. Nobody can lie and say they don't appear on it multiple, and probably many times....... :)

Well I for one can assure you that I am not full of shit or even an ounce of it after 48 hours of norovirus. Holy hell pray you don’t get it. Especially nasty version but thankfully short lived - typically 2-3 days.
 
Well I for one can assure you that I am not full of shit or even an ounce of it after 48 hours of norovirus. Holy hell pray you don’t get it. Especially nasty version but thankfully short lived - typically 2-3 days.
Your post is worthless without pictures of your crowd-pleaser(s).

THE CROWD PLEASER - This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

Although it sounds more like the liquid shit:

THE LIQUID SHIT - That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

And I can probably relate. I lost 5 pounds doing my pre-colonoscopy shit prep. Childhood lost Legos were flying out of my ass.
 
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT