Loyals pickup line
- Thread starter Coug90
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I don’t disagree. Loyal was talking about 2 1/2 men, thought he would appreciate this, particularly with his game.
Don’t sell yourself short, you are the king of Yakima. You could have any chick you want there over 65.
You should be cruising the nursing homes and trailer parks out by Castlevale. Get yourself some sweet GILF lovin' and maybe even inherit a cherry LaSabre or Crown Vic.
Apparently you live or have lived in YakiVegas. I had to Google Castlevale.
That said, I'm not taking the bait on this. I took major shit when we went down this road before. You guys have no idea.
I went to elementary school there in the 70's...parents had an apple orchard (go figure). They sold it in '82 and we moved to Bellingham, which we all hated (too much fricking rain).
"I hope you have a big trunk because I'm going to put my bike in it"
Hey, those big cars have big back seats. I could tell you - nope ain't going there! Now leave me the F alone.
Reminds me of a racing event I was at a few years ago. I was auditing times for one group, and sitting next to the announcer. A big car went out on course and he said,” That car‘s backseat is big enough to have a baby”. I said the backseat is big enough to make a baby. He spit his water over the mic. We went silent for bit.Hey, those big cars have big back seats. I could tell you - nope ain't going there! Now leave me the F alone.
