Good counsel buddy. But the lawyer joke - I think the bad news was there was an empty seat on the bus? G-D dementia.You know, there is an old joke about lawyers. What do you call a busload of 100 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff? Answer= A good start. Yeah, doesn't mean they are all bad, but enough of them are to make a lot of us dislike them intensely.
Now, that said, I would like to give you a suggestion. Do NOT be making this kind of a threat on a message board, in an email, or in a podcast. Big brother is watching and listening to all of the electronic traffic out there. And with the out of control wokesters want to classify anything that they disagree with as hate speech, and thus criminalize it, you could get in big trouble. It is better to act more like a duck in the rain and just let the shit roll off your back.
As for all the Viagra, drinking, and sexual exploits barbs aimed at you, do the same thing-let us junior high boys have our fun and then laugh along with us. It will work out better in the long run.
I just want to have some fun and banter on this site. Yeah I have talked some shit, but really anything that bad? Except for Julie, but she has seemed to laugh it off. Right Julie? At least I have not bragged about f-ing all of your mom's like somebody. Including my dead mom.