As long as Biggs has to wear a burka....Since most of these ideas are ridiculous here is another:
Contact the Saudis. we need LIV money. Gets them into the US College football market, be the best g-5 school money can buy, and you make the playoffs every year. While they are at it. get them to throw a couple 100 million into research dollars, so now we are a football school and academic powerhouse.